Slice of Life Post March 24, 2023 by Barb Edler

I often think about dying because I feel like my health is compromised and my family genetics remind me that lifespans can be rather short. Plus, I’m already bat-shit crazy and that’s just getting worse. Demons in my head writhe their way through my mind by the hour. I’ve started speaking out loud to silence their voices. My biggest fear of all is that I will not get to hold my new grandson who is due July 4th.

I know that I need to let go of all these fears along with a lifetime of baggage stashed here and there around my house. Hopefully, that will happen soon, so I am not inundating my family with a bunch of junk.

Hopefully, if you’re reading this post, you understand these fears. I do have my affairs in order so there’s no fighting over my meager wealth, etc. However, there’s one thing that I have not done yet, but believe I should do. I need to get a tattoo which leads to my answer about what and where I would put a tattoo.

Answer: I would have Bite Me written on my ass because I plan to donate my cadaver to my alma mater. I want the medical students to have a big laugh when they roll me over to read my message. Hopefully, I will get to witness the moment.

Happy Saturday! It’s snowing here, but barely.